Once upon a time in a kingdom (with one hell of a tongue-twisting name) far far away, a king was ruling it as if he was held at gun-point and commanded to do so (may be a sword or a knife, considering the era). People had lost every bit of trust in their King. They believed he was just a puppet in hands of his step-mother (a clever lady who, some also found to be cunning). An incompetent, mute, powerless King will obviously corrupt the system, if not himself. The kingdom saw the most obvious fate, the main minister went incredibly greedy. He was in charge of all the internal affairs. Keeping his selfish intentions above his kingdom, he made wealth at the expense of his country. After around 15 minutes of this story, it had to obviously end with a moral. So the King, nearing the end of the tale, gets some sort of realization! He plays some tricks and makes the minister to confess. A bit of an abrupt ending (with no masala at all!!!) which results in the minister being hanged to death for his crimes! It wasn’t even necessary for the ending to be told. Pretty predictable!
“So appa, if the minister hadn’t been such a careless guy, the ending would have been different is it?” I asked my father curiously after he completed telling the story. We were riding to the market on Appa’s scooter (the mighty Bajaj Chetak of course) to get vegetables from the city market.
“What do you mean? What did you understand by the story? What do you think was the moral?” he replied with another 3 questions for my single question. Somehow, when kids ask any questions, elders always get more curious than the kids themselves. They tend to find out what the origin of the question was, than giving any thought to answering them.
“I understood Appa. One should never lose his cool in any situation and be prepared to face any situation with confidence!” I said with top-notch confidence. Since my father didn’t say anything even after a few seconds, I thought may be my words weren’t audible. I was concerned that such important and thought-provoking words from me had gone waste. Even though there was no one sitting in the pillion seat, I preferred to stand in the space between the front seat and handle. It was more like I was riding the scooter as I was holding on to the handle. Not that I was controlling it, but I am sure you get the picture. I said again, with an increased screeching volume “Appa, I think you didn’t hear me. What I said was…”
“No no. I heard you. I am just wondering what made you come to that conclusion” he said with a slight worried tone. I got a feeling that he knew why I said that but he wanted to hear it from me. Elders are more curious than kids. They just modify that “C” word and call it their Concern, another “C” word. At least that’s what I thought. So it was my turn to explain. “Appa, the minister was very careful throughout his life when he made all that money from all the things he wasn’t supposed to be doing. The King was anyway a mute idiot. If the minister had kept his cool when the King tried to trick him into blabbering out the truth, he would have survived the moment. He would have been able to continue doing what he was best in. Instead, he got unnecessarily excited and made a fool of himself by confessing all his deeds. So, moral of the story is to never lose one’s cool under any difficult situation”
It was quite a lengthy explanation that I had to give him. I had to make my case that I was very intelligent and not childish or ignorant like he thinks. By the time I wrapped up my argument, we had reached the market. I could see dad was surprised by my matured words; or was it a shock? I wasn’t really sure then! He was getting restless to say something but since we reached the market, I hopped out of our scooter and hurried to the crowded market with the huge bag. I was always very excited to go to market with dad. For him, I was more like an assistant who carried the bag till it gets half full. Even though I insisted that I could carry the bag, he used to snatch it from me after it got half full. He always told me that I might drop the bag if it got too heavy for me and pretended to be more concerned about the vegetables than me. But I knew, he couldn’t see me bear too much of trouble; a policy he has always been sticking to, to this day. He reserved his words for later.
Fresh vegetables and fruits were spread in that huge market where everyone preferred to yell, rather than talking. In that crowd, no one could tell whose stall belonged to whom! It was all scattered. To know who owns a stall, you have got to go there, pick up what you need and look around to see who responds to that!! There were so many people out there that anyone could have picked up anything as long as the stall guy wasn’t looking. Well, I guess you know where my thoughts were heading. Some might call it stealing, but I felt it was just a cute hobby of collecting nice memorabilia from the market. Three lemons, a cauliflower, one drumstick, one mango and a carrot went into the bag stealthily! I was wondering what more to pick up but by then the bag-control went to dad!
It was pretty late and we left the market. As soon as we got home, I ran to take bath quickly so that I could eat my breakfast. After bath, I was in for a surprise! As I got out, mom and dad stood in the kitchen, staring at me. I did not like that look in their eyes, and I knew something bad and painful awaited my bones! I just wished I wouldn’t get those infamous “swirl-the-towel-and-beat-the-hell-out-of-his-skin” beatings! I didn’t remember doing anything that bad! But then, I saw those assorted vegetables that I had picked up, sitting on the kitchen floor laughing out loud at me! Uh oh… that’s clearly trouble! But it wasn’t that huge, or so I thought. They stared as if I was about to be cooked instead of the vegetables which dad had just bought, or the ones I had brought!!!
That was 14 years ago, and I still remember the look in my parents’ eyes that day. Now, it was a tiring day. Nothing extraordinary had happened, except one little thing! The only exciting part of my day was when I got caught by cops for not wearing a helmet. Damn cops, they turn up the only day I choose to break a rule out of sheer laziness! When I am a perfect citizen on all other days, they are nowhere to be seen. But anyway, I was clever enough to get out of it with minimum damage, financial damage I mean! I had slipped in a 50 rupees note and got away without a receipt. As if I had achieved something extraordinary, I HAD to tell this story to mom. As if the gods didn’t have a better job to do, they HAD to somehow make my dad walk into the room exact same moment. As if I hadn’t done enough stupid things in my life till now, I HAD to say something dumb right at that moment. “Those cops are very corrupt amma. I just slipped in a note of 50 and he let me go!” were the exact words. Appa walked in, looked at me, this time there was no staring. He just left the room. I wasn’t sure again, but this time, the look was more of disappointment than anything else. For an idiot like me, it wasn’t obvious, but then, the smell of fresh vegetables from kitchen refreshed my memories of that day in market.
That day, after getting caught for stealing three lemons, a cauliflower, one drumstick, one mango and a carrot, I was given a weird punishment. The most effective part of the punishment was that I wasn’t the only one getting punished. Appa, for reasons best known only to him, took it upon himself as well! He took me back to the market to return each of those stolen ones to each of the stalls. But here’s the real punishment, we walked all the way to the market. Appa himself walked with me so that I get swollen with guilt. It definitely worked. He didn’t utter a single word that sounded like scolding. After returning the stolen vegetables, as we walked our way back, he asked me “Do you know what the real moral of the story is?”.
“Which story appa?” I wondered.
“The one I told you this morning with the corrupt minister and an incompetent King”
“Oh yes… I didn’t explain it properly. What I meant to say was…”
“No no, I got what you said. That moral is definitely a moral but of a different story! It has nothing to do with the story I told you”
“Oh…. is it?” I asked again like a stupid puppy looking up at him.
“Yes. The first moral of the story is that a leader should always lead his followers into the right path. He is responsible for the way his men behave.”
“Oh then the King should have been hanged right?”
“No no. He definitely did a mistake. But realizing one’s mistake and correcting it makes the person less of a culprit. The main moral of the story is that, even if the system isn’t right, one should always stick to the right path. A country is made of each of the individuals, not just the ruler. If the minister had thought of his duty towards his country first, he wouldn’t have done all that he had done. He betrayed the country. His crime was that he neither respected the law of the land, nor his conscience which would have definitely asked him to stop whatever he was doing.”
“Well, that sounds right! So appa, now that I returned the vegetables I had stolen, am I back being innocent?”
“Hahaa… Yeah yeah… but it all depends on if you have got the lesson!”
“Of course appa. I know now and will always keep that in mind” I declared.
Now, fourteen years later, I guess I had forgotten that “Declaration”! This time, my dad didn’t say anything to correct me. This time, it wasn’t the anger. This time, it wasn’t about teaching me the lesson. This time, it was just the disappointment in his eyes. He didn’t have to say a single word, I had got the moral of this story! Of course I didn’t have to go back to the cop to give him the real fine and take back my bribe! I just swore never to do anything like that again!
I walked to my dad and confessed “Appa, I am sorry for that bribe thing. Next time, I will pay the correct fine and get the receipt”
He took his eyes off the newspaper and said with loads of sarcasm “That’s a wonderful moral!!! So, you will break law again, just so that you can pay the real fine and not the bribe! Awesome…”
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The End, or so I thought !!!! ~
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